Pissin' Success

I'll be gosh-danged. I had me a batch of free minutes, and I wasted them sittin' down here to find ain't nobody else wrote me. Let them querstions flow. Speaking of Flo, I ran into her at the 36 Diner the other day. Lordy, that woman can wait a table like nobody's business. There's talk of her taking over the joint. We'd like for her to come to work here, but we cain't afford her, plus she'd be bored as a dog without a bone. 

Well, folks. No use a wastin' the movement I have left in my fingers on this plastic typewriter if nobody's gonna read what I write. Send me a message, if only to make an old woman smile. Speaking of smiling, I'd better go fetch my teeth. Some people's reserved a big table for a book readin' meetin'.