I ain't much to look at, but I guess you could say I'm sexy. I read this about me today—Maxine found it, and I sound pretty damn sexy in it.
Winnie Collins, lover of Jesus and the homosexual, ninety-one year old co-owner of the Theater Café in Prairie Springs, Texas, and who grows seven-leafed plants with her arthritic green thumb, would have made an excellent guest on late-night television...
Getting back to the querstion, I gotta say what makes a ninety-one year-old woman feel sexy is she ain't worried about being sexy.

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